1. Stilettos aren't appropriate footwear for theme parks.
2. Women over a certain weight shouldn't wear stretch pants with short t-shirts.
3. Women over a certain weight, if they're going to wear stretch pants, should wear underwear.
4. "Exit" is not code for "secret entrance to ride with really long line".
5. Your 150-lb 7-year-old does not need a stroller.
6. I understand Asian cultures are more formal; sport coats and slacks are not required for entrance into American theme parks
7. Groups of teenaged boys all wearing Minnie ears isn't as cute as they think it is.
8. There are many more gay men in southern california than gay women. At least there are many more gay men at Disneyland.
9. There are lots of people at Disneyland with various shades of red hair. As far as I could tell, four of us were natural.
10. Lots of people have Lucy's hair. Most of them are not Lucy. (this one is from Joel)
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